When life gives you clouds, make it comedy! ☁️ From drizzle to downpour, these 301+ funny raining jokes will wash away the blues and leave you drenched in laughter. Whether you’re a weather nerd, umbrella enthusiast, or just someone who loves a good pun — this list’s forecast is 100% humor showers ahead.
Grab your raincoat, open your giggle-ella, and let’s puddle-jump into some comedy!
☔ Best Raining Jokes to Get Things Pouring
What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
I told my friend a rain joke — it went over their head.
The rain said, “Don’t mist me when I’m gone!”
Why was the raindrop so rich? It made liquid assets.
I’m under the weather — but at least it’s raining laughs!
Don’t rain on my parade — unless it’s confetti.
The forecast said “showers of giggles.”
Cloud you not interrupt my drizzle?
My humor’s as dry as a drought.
After this, you’ll be soaked in laughter.
🌦️ Cloudy Comedy That’ll Brighten Your Day
Clouds never tell secrets — they just let it slip.
Every cloud has a punchline.
I mist you, cloud buddy.
Don’t take life cumulusly.
Thunderstorms are just sky tantrums.
That cloud’s looking cirrus about humor.
When clouds get angry, they storm off.
I’m on cloud fine.
Keep your head in the clouds — it’s funnier up here.
Cirrusly, it’s raining laughs!
🌧️ Funny Raindrop Jokes
Each raindrop has a splash of humor.
Raindrops are just sky tears of joy.
Why did the raindrop go to school? To become a precipitation expert.
What do raindrops do when they get tired? They nap on puddles.
I dew what I can to make people laugh.
The raindrop couldn’t stop falling for you.
Raindrops are nature’s way of giving high fives.
When one drop falls, the others follow suit.
That raindrop has drip.
Let’s make it rain… puns!
🌈 Rainbows of Laughter
You can’t have a rainbow without a little rain — or humor.
I overreacted — but it was a colorful moment.
Stay positive; the rainbow’s coming!
Bow down to nature’s prism.
I’m over the rainbow with joy.
When the storm’s done, the puns begin.
Rainbow humor is a spectrum of fun.
Life’s better in technicolor.
That rainbow really arcs up the laughs.
Punshine after the storm!
🌂 Umbrella Funnies to Keep You Dry
I’m totally un-brella-ievable.
What do umbrellas say in a storm? “Let’s stick together!”
My umbrella and I make a great cover band.
I handle pressure pretty well.
When life pours, just pop open.
Umbrella jokes? I’ve got you covered.
My umbrella’s on point — it’s got great shade.
Don’t fold under pressure.
I was going to tell a rain joke, but I didn’t want to drip.
Can’t handle drizzle without my trusty ella.
🌪️ Stormy Humor That Strikes
I told a thunder joke — it was shocking.
Lightning always steals the thunder.
Storms are just nature’s mosh pits.
Thunderstorms are loud because clouds can’t whisper.
I’ve got an electrifying personality.
Stay grounded — lightning hates that.
Bolt your seatbelts — punstorm incoming.
I’m feeling storm-tastic today!
That lightning joke was quite striking.
Let’s storm through the rest!
💦 Splashy Puns for Wet Days
You’re puddle-y amazing.
Keep calm and splash on.
Wet hair, don’t care.
Splash happens.
My puddle jumped back — rude!
Splish splash, I was takin’ a laugh.
Don’t slip on these puns!
I’m puddle positive you’ll laugh.
Some puddles are deep — like my humor.
Wet jokes, dry humor.
🌬️ Windy & Rainy Witty Jokes
The wind and rain had a blowout fight.
Breeze yourself, storm’s coming.
I gust you’re here for the jokes.
Rain without wind? Unheard of!
That storm blew me away.
Wind puns blow — but in a good way.
I’m a huge fan of weather humor.
Don’t let it dampen your spirits.
Breezy does it.
Gone with the wind and rain!
🌧️ Funny Weather Report Jokes
Today’s forecast: 100% chance of giggles.
I’m not a meteorologist, but it’s raining puns.
Expect light chuckles with heavy laughter.
Chance of sprinkles — and ice cream.
Cumulus clouds approaching with sarcasm.
Storm warning: humor levels high.
Doppler detected dad jokes.
It’s partly cloudy with a hint of chaos.
My barometer broke from laughter.
The outlook is punny.
🌧️ Rainy Romance Jokes
You make my heart pour with love.
Let’s dance in the rain — it’s our type of storm.
You’re my sunshine after the rain.
Our love is thunderous.
I mist you every time it rains.
You make me feel puddle-y inside.
We’re weathering life together.
You reign over my heart.
You make my heart cloud nine.
Let’s cuddle and drizzle.
🌦️ Silly Drizzle Jokes
Drizzle jokes are light but refreshing.
That’s drizzle-icious!
Light rain, heavy laughter.
Drizzle and chill.
Don’t mist the fun.
It’s drizzle o’clock.
Drizzle me this: why so funny?
Feeling mist-erious today.
Sprinkle joy wherever you go.
Soft rain, loud laughs.
🌈 Kids’ Rain Jokes
What did the cloud wear to school? Thunderwear!
Why did the kid love the rain? Free bath time!
What’s a frog’s favorite weather? Wet and wild!
Why did the umbrella go to school? To get a little brighter.
Why was the cloud always happy? It had a silver lining!
What’s a raindrop’s favorite music? Hip drip.
Why do raindrops never get tired? They nap in puddles!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dew. Dew who? Dew you like rain jokes?
Clouds love storytime — they’re full of tales!
Drip, drop, giggle nonstop!
🌧️ Workday Rain Jokes
Can’t raincheck this meeting? Shame.
Forecast: low motivation, high precipitation.
My umbrella called in sick.
Coffee and clouds — my kind of productivity.
Rainy days = excuse to nap.
Office floods with sarcasm daily.
No sun? No problem.
My boss said “shine.” I said “it’s raining.”
Motivation’s under the weather.
It’s raining deadlines.
☕ Cozy Rainy Day Jokes
Rain + blanket + tea = perfection.
Drip drip, sip sip.
Netflix and drizzle.
Puddle up with a book.
My kind of weather: nap storms.
Raindrops and cocoa — best combo.
Cozy level: 100%.
It’s raining comfort.
Storm outside, peace inside.
Let’s hygge and chill.
🌧️ Funny Flood Jokes (All Safe & Silly!)
The street flooded — my car learned to swim!
Noah called — he’s impressed.
My shoes went surfing.
The fish are renting Air-Water-BnBs.
It’s raining cats, dogs, and WiFi outages.
My socks are holding a pool party.
Street puddle or mini ocean? You decide.
My basement’s trending — underwater edition.
Flood puns? Too deep.
Keep swimming, humor’s afloat!
🌧️ Rainy Music & Song Puns
“Rain, rain, go away” — said no plant ever.
Singing in the rain is my cardio.
Rihanna told me to stand under her umbrella.
Blame it on the rain — or bad dancing.
Let’s make thunder music.
“It’s Raining Men” — the forecast I like!
Drizzle beats and chill vibes.
Rain dance level: expert.
My playlist’s mostly weather-related.
Puddle pop is my genre.
🌧️ Rainy Animal Jokes
Ducks love this weather — it’s their element.
Frogs are having a pool party again.
Worms say, “Finally, hydration!”
Cats and dogs? Classic downpour.
The fish called it “home advantage.”
Spiders are webbing umbrellas.
Birds singing “Don’t Rain on My Parade.”
Ants built an ark.
The cow’s out-standing in the rain again.
Animals just dew it.
☁️ Rainy Travel Jokes
My vacation forecast: 100% regret.
Postcard reads “Wish you were dry.”
Rain delay: story of my life.
Who needs beaches when you have puddles?
Umbrella: the ultimate travel buddy.
“Sightseeing” turned into “sigh, raining.”
Airport turbulence or thunder? Both.
I booked sunshine — got monsoon.
My suitcase is now waterproof.
Jet lag and drizzle — perfect duo.
🌧️ Rainy Day Motivation Jokes
Keep raining, I’m still shining.
Let your goals pour in.
Don’t let bad weather cloud your mood.
You can’t stop the storm — but you can dance in it.
Smile through the drizzle.
Rain grows flowers, not frowns.
Storms pass, puddles remain — jump in!
Umbrellas up, spirits higher.
Every drop’s a new start.
Keep blooming in the rain.
🌦️ Final Forecast — 100% Chance of Laughs
Weather you like it or not, it’s funny.
Rain or shine, humor’s divine.
Don’t forget your smile — it’s waterproof.
Keep shining, even when it pours.
You reign supreme in laughter.
I dew believe it’s been fun!
Let it rain… jokes, not stress.
Sunshine’s nice, but storms tell better stories.
Thunderous applause for making it this far.
Stay punny, stay dry!
FAQs
1. Are these rain jokes family-friendly?
Yes! 100% clean and drizzle-safe.
2. Can I share them on rainy days?
That’s the best time! They’re built for gloomy weather.
3. What’s the funniest Q&A rain joke?
“What goes up when rain comes down? Umbrellas!”
4. Why do people love weather puns?
Because they’re forecast to be funny!
5. Can kids enjoy these jokes?
Absolutely — puddle-approved humor.
6. What’s a good rainy Instagram caption?
“Rain check? More like laugh check 🌧️😂”
7. How do you make rainy days better?
Add cocoa, cozy socks, and this list.
8. What’s the driest humor here?
The drought jokes, obviously.
9. Do these work for teachers or classrooms?
Yes — fun, clean, and educationally punny!
10. Where can I find more?
Right here at Punsnest.com — where laughs pour nonstop!